epic3rose:

I’m literally ‘this’ close to going she-hulk right now. Don’t get me wrong I’m a pretty nice tolerable person but there is some things I can’t stand. For the last 10 minutes I’ve been hearing a buzzing noise right behind me.
I swear I have super senses because let me tell you if that fly comes by my ear one more time during my supernatural tumbler scrolling I will turn my head around slowly, take out my wand, and whisper threateningly “Avada Kedavra.”

destispell:

imagine an american going to hogwarts determined not to live up to stereotypes and they do pretty well up until they discover their patronus is a bald eagle